Read today in the Dallas Morning News about President Obama signing a bill into law with an Autopen while on his trip to Europe. The article states Mr. Obama turned the Autopen into the ultimate stand-in for the leader of the free world.
Lottie Logic:
Autopen stands in for parent signature on report cards, no need for nasty confrontations.
Autopen stands in for teenager's learner's permit, no need to wait for age 15 and a half.
Autopen stands in for fake ID, no need for silly fake ID's.
Now we can get creative with Autopen, oh dear.
